Famous Rock Star Tour Sandals (Patrick Bielec Of INFLUENCE)
These fully cultured specimens (and the flies that come with them) were offered to Squidhammer during INFLUENCEs recent tour as a symbol of kinship and unity between the two bands. Guitarist, Patrick Bielec, had pressure-cooked an entire tour's worth of himself into these sandals before deciding to part ways with them as he made "the Wisconsin goodbye" with members of Squidhammer. Now the culture has soaked in and it's time for us to pass these fortune endowed, timeless pieces on to the next lucky individual.
PS... They should go to someone with cats, as cats love to chase flies.